Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
In other news, I just burned my penis
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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