We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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