nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
What a fucking waste of an outfit
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
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