oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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