how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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