I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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