listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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