Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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