it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
Randomize
