Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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