its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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