Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
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