They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
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