took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
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