Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
Are my feet made of real feet?
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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