I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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