Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
We are all done wearing pants today
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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