fml, blew my nose and red sprinkles came out and did the splits when i sneezed
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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