Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
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