I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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