I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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