I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
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