Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(518): View more from New York

he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"

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(209): View more from California

You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.

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(239): View more from Florida

He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.

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(903): View more from Texas

Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat

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(704): View more from North Carolina

I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.

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