The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
Do vagina's smell?
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
She bit a glass in half.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
Randomize
