I'm really into asian looking animals
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
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