Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
mondays should just be called national damage control day
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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