i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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