If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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