You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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