I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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