I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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