first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
Randomize
