He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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