So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
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