Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
Threesome in a minivan. New low
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
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