Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
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