As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
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