I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
Who died my cat blue again?
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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