one word: firstdatebathroomanal
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
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