I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
My liver just had a heart attack.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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