In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
it's like iHOP with fire
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
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