Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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