I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
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