I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Help. Why am I so naked?
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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