i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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