I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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