one might say we're banned from that church
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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