I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
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