Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
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