I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
Welp...herpes.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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