you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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